Although Microsoft claims to have said goodbye to takeovers, latest rumor around the Redmond mogul is a possible interest in Facebook. Oh my god. In order to prevent damage to my reputation and career, I hurried over to the facebook site to remove my account, but I guess I’m too late:

Yeah, sure.

As not much of what MS claims seems to be actually true (that also counts for the way MS has dealt with competition in the past), I am afraid this will be the new scenario:

• Microsoft takes over Yahoo after all at a very competitive price
• Microsoft takes over Facebook and LinkedIn and has someone else integrate the three (MS surely can’t do it, haha)
• The whole is renamed to *livesomething

End result: Our reputations damaged, our names sold and everyone is pushed to use windows in an evil way.

The only thing missing is the MS designed parasite that will takeover our bodies, all in the name of health protection, a product of MS Health….

The only one who can save us is Google.